Sunday, April 06, 2003

You dirty bird

Butter got crapped on by a pigeon today. The feathered fiend splattered her jacket and jeans as we walked home from town. Still, she's got an interview tomorrow, and they do say that being plopped on by a bird is good luck... It reminded me of that old, appalling joke:

Q: What would you do if a bird crapped on your shoulder?
A: Well, I wouldn't go out with her, would I?

The White Stripes album, 'Elephant', is No.1, showing a rare outbreak of taste among the British record-buying public. Nice to see the MOR Queen of Yawnsville, Norah Jones, dislodged from her perch.

London tomorrow, and lunch with the Beeb. Exciting!